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Thread: A few goodies to make you smile!

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    A few goodies to make you smile!

    Answering machine message,

    "I am not available right now,
    but thank you for caring enough to call.
    I am making some changes in my life.
    Please leave a message after the beep.
    If I do not return your call,
    you are one of the changes."


    ~~~~~
    Aspire to inspire before you expire.
    ~~~~~


    My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.
    ~~~~~



    Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
    ~~~~~



    Blessed are those who can give without remembering
    and take without forgetting.
    ~~~~~



    The irony of life is that,
    by the time you're old enough to know your way around,
    you're not going anywhere.
    ~~~~~



    God made man before woman so as to give him time
    to think of an answer for her first question.
    ~~~~~



    I was always taught to respect my elders,
    but it keeps getting harder to find one.
    ~~~~~



    Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
    ~~~~~



    The quote of the month is by Jay Leno:
    "With hurricanes, tornadoes, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding,
    severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another,
    and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks,
    are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the
    Pledge of Allegiance?"
    ~~~
    I quilt, therefore I am.

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    Great! Thanks again!

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    I love reading your posts!

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    I especially love the last one.

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    You always make me laugh!

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    Ditter you did it again. Made me smile!!
    margaret

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    Thanks for the goodies. Yes, they did make me smile.

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    thanks for the smile and laugh. what a great way to start the day.

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    I look for your "funnies" first , every time.
    Stitching is Meditation in Motion

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    Love the one by Jay Leno, decided to copy it and put it as my signature in my emails. Thank you.
    My Gummy Bear Died
    My Unicorn Ran Away
    My Imaginary Friend Got Kidnapped
    The Voices In My Head Won't Talk To Me
    Oh No! I'm Going Sane!

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