A few Halloween jokes you can even share with the kiddos
10-26-2011, 07:34 AM
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Why don’t skeletons like parties?
They have no body to dance with!
What do the birds sing on Halloween?
Twick or Tweet!
What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
Boo boos!
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers!
Why do witches fly on brooms?
Vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough!
How does a witch tell time?
She looks at her witch watch!
When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
When you’re a mouse!
They have no body to dance with!
What do the birds sing on Halloween?
Twick or Tweet!
What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
Boo boos!
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers!
Why do witches fly on brooms?
Vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough!
How does a witch tell time?
She looks at her witch watch!
When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
When you’re a mouse!
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