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Old 05-24-2012, 05:18 AM
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Default Final word on nutrition and health.

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans...

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.


CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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You just made my day! Thanks
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love it!!!!!!
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I guess I'm doomed!
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Ain't it da troof?!?!
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if only that was the issue!
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Love it. I passed that one on.
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Thanks. Now I can eat what I want knowing it will not make any difference.
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LOL. Thanks for sharing.
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