FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but itís more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the *^#**#'s name.
3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because itís illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
THERE YOU HAVE IT..and remember, life is good.