Five tips for a woman

Old 08-25-2011, 03:11 PM
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Five tips for a woman....

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on! And doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.












5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
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Old 08-25-2011, 03:13 PM
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Thanks for sharing, gave me a good chuckle!
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Ditter-
you have the best stories !
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Another good one!
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I love it. Really made me laugh!!!! :-D :thumbup:
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Yes, keep them separate!!!!!!!!!!!
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Awesome and hilarious.
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Oh, Ditter, you got me, again......thanks for the chuckle!
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Made me laugh out loud! Love it.
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