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Thread: The Flower Show....Funny!!!!

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    Two little old ladies, Dorace & Jackie were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.

    The short one, Jackie leaned over and said,

    'Life is so boring. We never have any fun any more. For $10.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show!'

    'You're on!' said Dorace, holding up a $10.00 bill.

    So Jackie slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and,completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.

    Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.

    Finally, the smiling Jackie came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering, clapping crowd.

    'What happened?' asked her waiting friend.

    'I won $1,000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement... !'


    Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly

    Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably
    And never regret anything that made you smile!

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    lol!

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    LOL!

    Hugs

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    Love it!!

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    Love this one!!! :D

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    Good reason to stay away from flower shows!! :lol:

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    I'm roaring over this one!!!!!!!!!! Thanks :D:D

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    Hilarious Ditter!

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    Oh, Ditter! What would we do without you?!? The whole family roared at that one.

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    :::wince::: lol!

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