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Thread: 'Football ' and the Blonde

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    'Football ' and the Blonde

    Of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be the best -- because it makes football make sense!

    A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
    "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

    Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"

    "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'


    I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!"
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    That was great and now I finally get football!

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    That is to funny. Thanks for the laugh today!
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    That is so funny!!!!!

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    Funny!! Thanks for posting!

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    Chuckle .... chuckle ... chuckle ... and LOL! That was funny.
    My dog Bonnie is sitting here looking at me as if I had lost my mind. duh! more LOL!
    Make it a scrappy happy day!

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    Yes indeedy, that's how I feel about football!

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    I love it I don't like football, but it does make it make sense

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    LOL this will come in handy the next time some one says ''you'd like it if you understood it'' as they go into the football lecture.

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    Great joke, Ditter!

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