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Old 01-20-2011, 10:29 AM
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FOOTBALL AND THE BLONDE......
Out of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be the best!

Football FINALLY makes sense..........

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats
right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles,
but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents!

Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?'

'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game,
all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
I'm like...Helloooooooooooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!!!
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Old 01-20-2011, 10:41 AM
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LMAO!!!!
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Old 01-20-2011, 10:52 AM
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ROTFLMAO!!!
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Old 01-20-2011, 11:21 AM
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That is a hoot!! I will definitely send that one to friends and family!.....Thanks!! :lol: :lol:
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Old 01-20-2011, 11:26 AM
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Funny!!!
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Old 01-20-2011, 11:27 AM
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;) Cute and funny.
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Old 01-20-2011, 03:10 PM
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Oh to be blonde instead of gray...
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LOL thanks for the laugh!
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Old 01-20-2011, 03:13 PM
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LMBO!! Good one.
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Old 01-20-2011, 03:53 PM
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cute!
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