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Thread: Friday night humor

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    WHOEVER PUT THIS TOGETHER IS VERY CLEVER:

    To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

    When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.

    A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

    When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U..C.L.A.

    The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky
    ground.

    The batteries were given out free of charge.

    A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

    A will is a dead giveaway.

    If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

    With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

    Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat
    miner.

    You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

    Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.

    A boiled egg is hard to beat.

    When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

    Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was
    resisting a rest.

    Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off?
    He's all right now.

    If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.

    A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

    In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your
    Count that votes.

    When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds

    The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

    He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

    Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

    When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.

    Acupuncture: a jab well done.

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    Super Member BarbaraSue's Avatar
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    LOL That is cute. I'm chuckling right now. thanks for the laugh:)

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    rofl, thanks for the great laugh

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    Love them. Thanks for sharing

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    ROFL!!!!!

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    :) :)

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    Clever indeed! Love and admire this sort of word play.

    I have a "journal" in 'my documents' where I save all sorts of stuff like this; things I often call "Mom's Homilies"; a paragraph from a book that moved me; a particularly memorable dream; and so forth. It's fun to go back and read it a couple times a year.

    Jan in VA

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    Funny

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    Love them all! Thanks for sharing :D:D:D

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    LOL, too cute!!

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