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Old 10-13-2010, 04:50 PM
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Friendly advice...

Please, take care of yourself.

A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by
jerks who just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, yogurts, and crap like that.

Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause twice as many accidents.


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Old 10-13-2010, 04:51 PM
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you crack me up.!!!!
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ROFL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 10-13-2010, 04:52 PM
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You are sooo...right! And all of those who are talking on the cell phones and not paying attention. Its scary driving these days!
Originally Posted by Ditter43
Friendly advice...

Please, take care of yourself.

A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by
jerks who just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, yogurts, and crap like that.

Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause twice as many accidents.


This message is sent by someone who worries about your well being.
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I knew all that 'healthy' stuff couldn't really be good for us!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Oh dear.I am a goner!! Ha,ha.
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Old 10-13-2010, 04:57 PM
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You are on a roll again...too funny!
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Old 10-13-2010, 05:06 PM
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But I love my orange juice!!!!!!!!!! But then I harley drive anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ROL....I thought you were serious at first.....ROL. Here's "to ya"....LOL
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