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Thread: The funeral procession - funny

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    The funeral procession - funny

    A funeral procession is going up a steep hill on main street when the door of the hearse flies open and the coffin falls out then speeds down main street into a pharmacy and crashes into the counter. The lids pops open and the deceased says to the astonished pharmacist, "You got anything to stop this coffin ?"

    Nancy in western NY

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    Cute
    Heard a supposed to be accurate one on the radio the other day where entire funeral procession went thru drive up at the deceased's favorite Burger joint and got the burger he usually ordered Plus they put one in top of the coffin for him!

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    Very cute.
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    It happened I was there.

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    Very funny!

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    Thanks! It gave me a good laugh.

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