GRANDMAS ARE SMART
I was out walking with my Grandson. He picked up something off of the
ground and started to put it in his mouth. I took the item away from
him and I asked him not to do that.
"Why?" my Grandson asked "Because it's been on the ground; you don't
know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs, and
sometimes germs make little boys sick and not feel good" I replied.
At this point, my Grandson looked at me with total admiration and
asked, "Grandma, how do you know all this stuff?? You are so smart."
I was thinking quickly and said to him, "All Grandmas know stuff.
It's on the Grandma Test. You have to know it, or they don't let
you be a Grandma."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but he was evidently
pondering this new information. "Oh...I get it! He beamed, So if you
don't pass the test you have to be the Grandpa."
"Exactly," I replied with a big smile on my face.
Hope you enjoyed...