In some cases its easy enough to figure out what they were trying to communicate. In other cases, all you can do is scratch your head and laugh!
Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
Skin: somewhat pale but present.