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Thread: Funny, at least I thought so.

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    Super Member Sunnie's Avatar
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    Funny, at least I thought so.

    A woman walks into a veterinarian's waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a leash. The rabbit obviously does not want to be there.

    "Sit, Fluffy!" she says. Fluffy glares at her, and sopping wet, jumps up on another customer's lap, getting water all over him.

    "I said sit, now there's a good Fluffy," says the woman, slightly embarrassed.
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    Fluffy, wet already, squats in the middle of the room and urinates. The woman, mortally embarrassed, shouts, - "Darn it, Fluffy, will you be good?!"

    Fluffy then starts a fight with a Doberman and pursues it out of the office. As the woman leaves to go after it, she turns to the rest of the flabbergasted customers and says:

    "Please pardon me... I just washed my hare, and can't do a darn thing with it!"


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    Indeed, very funny. I needed a chuckle tonight!

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    I can appreciate that.

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    Thanks Sunnie!
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    Groan. That's a clean one I can share with my grandson.

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    thanks for the chuckle
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    Cute!!!

    I especially like the part about the Dobie.
    Everyone is born right handed, only the gifted overcome it.
    I have already committed my felonies, so people don't have to worry. (Russell Means)
    I swear to you, I am guilty of only being Indian. That's why I am here. (Leonard Peltier)

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    Thanks i needed that

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    So very cute.

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