Quiltingboard Forums

Go Back  Quiltingboard Forums > General Chit-Chat (non-quilting talk)
Funny one liners >

Funny one liners

Register
FAQ
Calendar
Today's Posts
Search
Vendor Directory

Funny one liners

Page 1 of 4
1
2
3
Last »
Thread Tools
 
Old 03-19-2014, 07:40 PM
  #1  
Senior Member
Thread Starter
 
ChrisDee's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2014
Location: The "burb's in Minnesota
Posts: 377
Default Funny one liners
Hi,

I came across a list of funny one liners while cleaning out my file cabinets (ok not actually cleaning them out, more like moving stuff from one drawer to another) What are some of your favorites?
I'll get the list started with a few of mine.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
ChrisDee is offline  
Reply
Old 03-19-2014, 08:14 PM
  #2  
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2013
Posts: 215
Default
Common sense is not that common anymore

My get up and go , has got up and went.
judy5cents is offline  
Reply
Old 03-20-2014, 01:03 PM
  #3  
Super Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Piedmont Virginia in the Foothills of the Blue Ridge Mtns.
Posts: 8,562
Default
Never argue with a pig; you'll just get dirty and the pig likes it.

It's not a matter of right or wrong, but what is the *wise* thing to do.
Jan in VA is offline  
Reply
Old 03-20-2014, 01:11 PM
  #4  
Super Member
 
ShowMama's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Central Texas
Posts: 1,027
Default
A day without sunshine is like...night!
ShowMama is offline  
Reply
Old 03-20-2014, 01:35 PM
  #5  
Super Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: England Alton Towers
Posts: 6,674
Default
Do as I say not as o do.
DOTTYMO is offline  
Reply
Old 03-20-2014, 04:14 PM
  #6  
Senior Member
Thread Starter
 
ChrisDee's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2014
Location: The "burb's in Minnesota
Posts: 377
Default
Too Too funny.
ChrisDee is offline  
Reply
Old 03-20-2014, 04:34 PM
  #7  
Super Member
 
Libster's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: NC
Posts: 3,758
Default
No good deed shall go unpunished.
Libster is offline  
Reply
Old 03-20-2014, 04:36 PM
  #8  
Senior Member
Thread Starter
 
ChrisDee's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2014
Location: The "burb's in Minnesota
Posts: 377
Default
You can't cure stupid!
ChrisDee is offline  
Reply
Old 03-21-2014, 06:37 AM
  #9  
Senior Member
 
LoriMcc's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Central Iowa
Posts: 538
Default
Kill 'em with kindness!
LoriMcc is offline  
Reply
Old 03-21-2014, 08:05 AM
  #10  
Super Member
 
lovingmama's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Posts: 3,751
Default
I read this one somewhere,

"Never argue with an Idiot. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!"
lovingmama is offline  
Reply
Page 1 of 4
1
2
3
Last »
Related Topics
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
Coasters to match Hot Rolls liners
nativetexan
Pictures
11
10-20-2013 06:13 PM
oven liners for FMQ
max's grandma
Links and Resources
17
03-08-2011 06:31 PM
One Liners and Shorts...funny!
Ditter43
General Chit-Chat (non-quilting talk)
30
01-03-2011 07:57 AM
Do You Crochet? Helmet liners for our troops
pieces
Links and Resources
4
07-21-2010 04:44 AM
Victory over Burnt-up Burner Liners! Super Easy Cleaning Tip.
AtHomeSewing
General Chit-Chat (non-quilting talk)
9
08-16-2009 05:56 PM
Back to Subforum
General Chit-Chat (non-quilting talk)
View Next Unread
source for giant beads

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off


FREE Quilting Newsletter