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07-03-2011, 07:26 AM
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BOB’S SUPERIOR JOKE of the MONTH
A couple had been married for sixty years. Though not young as they would like, they were both in very good health largely due to the wife's insistence on healthful foods and regular exercise during the last several decades. One day they were in an auto accident and found themselves at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter escorted them inside and took them to a beautiful mansion furnished in gold and fine silks with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath. A maid could be seen hanging their favorite clothes in the closet.
They gasped in astonishment when St. Peter said, "Welcome to Heaven. This will be your home now."
The old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost.
"Nothing," Peter replied. "This your reward in Heaven."
The old man looked out the window and saw a beautiful championship golf course, better then anything he had seen on Earth. "What are the greens fees?" grumbled the old man.
"This is heaven," St. Peter replied, "You can play free, all day every day."
Next they went to the clubhouse and saw a lavish buffet lunch with every imaginable cuisine laid out before them, from seafood to steaks to exotic deserts, and free flowing beverages.
"Don't even ask," said St. Peter to the man, "This is Heaven. It is all free for you to enjoy."
The old man looked around and glanced nervously at his wife. "Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods?" he asked.
"That's the best part," St. Peter replied. "You can eat and drink as much as you like of whatever you like and you will never get fat or sick. This is Heaven!"
The old man then asked, "No gym to work out at?" "Not unless you want to," was the answer.
"No testing my sugar or blood pressure or . . ."
"Never again. All you do here is enjoy yourselves."
The old man glared at his wife and said, "You and your bran muffins! We could have been here ten years ago!"
A couple had been married for sixty years. Though not young as they would like, they were both in very good health largely due to the wife's insistence on healthful foods and regular exercise during the last several decades. One day they were in an auto accident and found themselves at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter escorted them inside and took them to a beautiful mansion furnished in gold and fine silks with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath. A maid could be seen hanging their favorite clothes in the closet.
They gasped in astonishment when St. Peter said, "Welcome to Heaven. This will be your home now."
The old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost.
"Nothing," Peter replied. "This your reward in Heaven."
The old man looked out the window and saw a beautiful championship golf course, better then anything he had seen on Earth. "What are the greens fees?" grumbled the old man.
"This is heaven," St. Peter replied, "You can play free, all day every day."
Next they went to the clubhouse and saw a lavish buffet lunch with every imaginable cuisine laid out before them, from seafood to steaks to exotic deserts, and free flowing beverages.
"Don't even ask," said St. Peter to the man, "This is Heaven. It is all free for you to enjoy."
The old man looked around and glanced nervously at his wife. "Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods?" he asked.
"That's the best part," St. Peter replied. "You can eat and drink as much as you like of whatever you like and you will never get fat or sick. This is Heaven!"
The old man then asked, "No gym to work out at?" "Not unless you want to," was the answer.
"No testing my sugar or blood pressure or . . ."
"Never again. All you do here is enjoy yourselves."
The old man glared at his wife and said, "You and your bran muffins! We could have been here ten years ago!"
07-03-2011, 08:18 AM
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My hubby and I are thinking the same thing. Life is short and you need to be logical but also enjoy yourselves. We are both retired now, do not have to drive to work, get up early in the morning and can do whatever we want. Love it!!!! :thumbup:
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