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Old 04-22-2009, 01:16 PM
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A haggard old lady rides in a fancy hotel's elevator. On the second floor, a beautiful woman steps on and arrogantly says to the old lady, "Georgio, $100 an ounce."

On the next floor, an equally beautiful women steps on and says, "Chanel, $150 an ounce."

The old lady's floor approaches and as the doors open, she bends over, farts and says, "Broccoli, 49 cents a pound :wink:
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Old 04-22-2009, 01:47 PM
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Good One Ruth :lol: :roll: :lol:
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Old 04-22-2009, 01:50 PM
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Old 04-22-2009, 02:21 PM
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Old 04-22-2009, 03:00 PM
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LMAO!!!
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Old 04-22-2009, 07:24 PM
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Tee Hee. So funny. Thanks for the laugh. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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You crack me up.LOL Pun
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LMBO
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Old 04-22-2009, 08:03 PM
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lol :lol: that was funny :lol:
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Old 04-23-2009, 10:53 AM
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Lol. I read it a few times and still didn't get it. Then I read it to my Mom and asked her. Makes since now! :D LMBO!
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