A funny.....
10-23-2010, 06:23 PM
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With time, women gain weight
because we accumulate so much information and
wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room,
it distributes out to the rest of our bodies.
So we aren't heavy,
we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.
Beginning today, when I look at my backside in the mirror
I will think,
Good grief, look how smart I am!
because we accumulate so much information and
wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room,
it distributes out to the rest of our bodies.
So we aren't heavy,
we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.
Beginning today, when I look at my backside in the mirror
I will think,
Good grief, look how smart I am!
10-23-2010, 06:47 PM
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Boy, am I smart!! I'm so smart I'm almost afraid to sit down in case I might expand my learning!!
While I'm trying to figure that one out, I'll put a sheet over my full length mirror, it lies to me constantly.
While I'm trying to figure that one out, I'll put a sheet over my full length mirror, it lies to me constantly.
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