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Thread: Gettin old

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    Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
    A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
    A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'
    Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''
    The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'

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    :thumbup: LOL

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    funny!!

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    Thanks for the smile!!

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    Funny!

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    hmmm maybe I should turn off my hearing aids...

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    That's funny!

    I used to tease my uncle who was an avid believer in Viagra. I used to tell people that he got one of those pills caught in his throat and couldn't turn his head for days. Teasing and talking about old people used to be so much fun until I became one. Now? Not so much. LOL

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    Actually there was a big robbery of Viagra from a drugstore. Police are looking for a couple of hardened criminals.

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    lol

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