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Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs...

Old 05-30-2010, 07:03 AM
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A young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favor?'

'Of course child. What can I do for you?'

'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electric hair dryer for my
Mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?

'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.'

'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.

The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'

'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.'

The official thought this answer strange, so he asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?'

'I have a marvellous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.'

Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next!'
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Old 05-30-2010, 07:05 AM
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Old 05-30-2010, 07:14 AM
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lmao... thanks for the smile
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Old 05-30-2010, 07:28 AM
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That's hilarious. Thanks for a good laugh this morning.
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Old 05-30-2010, 07:57 AM
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That is so funny. Thanks for the laugh
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Old 05-30-2010, 08:19 AM
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ROFLOL Well he didn't lie. LOL Thank You for the laugh.
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They do have a sense of humor. Thanks for this lol lol
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roflol! that was cute!
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I loved that one.
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LOL
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