God and Adam
08-29-2010, 09:44 AM
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Adam & God
God said, 'Adam, I
Want you to do
Something for Me.
Adam said, 'Gladly,
Lord, what do You
Want me to do?
God said, 'Go down
Into that valley.
Adam said, 'What's a Valley?
God explained it to
Him.
Then God said,
'Cross the river.'
Adam said, 'What's a River?
God explained that
To him, and then said,
'Go over to the hill....'
Adam said, 'What is a
Hill?
So, God explained to
Adam what a hill was.
He told Adam, 'On
The other side of the
Hill you will find a
Cave.
Adam said, 'What's a
Cave?
After God explained,
He said, 'In the cave
You will find a woman.
Adam said, 'What's a Woman?
So God explained
That to him, too.
Then, God said, 'I
Want you to
Reproduce.
Adam said, 'How do
I do that?
God first said (under
His breath), 'Geez.....
And then, just like Everything else, God Explained that to
Adam, as well.
So, Adam goes down
Into the valley,
Across the river, and
Over the hill, into the
Cave, and finds the
Woman.
Then, in about five Minutes, he was back.
God, His patience
Wearing thin, said
Angrily, 'What is it
Now?
And Adam said....
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(YOU'RE GOING TO
LOVE THIS!!!!!!)
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*
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*
'What's a headache?'
God said, 'Adam, I
Want you to do
Something for Me.
Adam said, 'Gladly,
Lord, what do You
Want me to do?
God said, 'Go down
Into that valley.
Adam said, 'What's a Valley?
God explained it to
Him.
Then God said,
'Cross the river.'
Adam said, 'What's a River?
God explained that
To him, and then said,
'Go over to the hill....'
Adam said, 'What is a
Hill?
So, God explained to
Adam what a hill was.
He told Adam, 'On
The other side of the
Hill you will find a
Cave.
Adam said, 'What's a
Cave?
After God explained,
He said, 'In the cave
You will find a woman.
Adam said, 'What's a Woman?
So God explained
That to him, too.
Then, God said, 'I
Want you to
Reproduce.
Adam said, 'How do
I do that?
God first said (under
His breath), 'Geez.....
And then, just like Everything else, God Explained that to
Adam, as well.
So, Adam goes down
Into the valley,
Across the river, and
Over the hill, into the
Cave, and finds the
Woman.
Then, in about five Minutes, he was back.
God, His patience
Wearing thin, said
Angrily, 'What is it
Now?
And Adam said....
*
*
(YOU'RE GOING TO
LOVE THIS!!!!!!)
*
*
*
*
*
'What's a headache?'
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