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Thread: God and the scientist........funny

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did 'in the beginning'."

    "Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.

    "Well", says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus creating man."

    "Well, that's interesting. Show Me. "

    So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.

    "Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God,





    "..Make your own dirt

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    LOL!

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    Very good! Thanks for the laugh!

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    Good one. I love that.

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    :lol: Good one! :lol:

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    Dont know about anyone else but I think Ditter should try out for Last Comic Standing or Americas Got talent!!! Lets encourage her to do it!! I will be first "YES" vote!! cheryl :thumbup: :lol:

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    Yea Ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

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    LOL!

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    one to think about. :thumbup:

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    God is still in control.

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