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Thread: Good fairies.

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    A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

    The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.'

    The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

    The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.'

    The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

    So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old.

    The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful should remember fairies are female.....

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    How funny!

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    oh heck, where was that fairy when I was married!?

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    That is so funny. Thanks for the laugh.

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    Too funny! Thanks for sharing

    Jenny:)

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    lol!

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    LOL :)

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    :lol: :lol: A good one!!! LOL!

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    lol
    :)

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    Guess one should be careful what they wish for! ;-)

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