Ok read the annoying one.. the goofiest gift I ever got: We did only stockings for each other as the kids got bigger no need to buy stuff would would go buy as we needed it so stocking gifts it would be... Cool! Well on Christmas day I open mine and low and behold there is a tall can of.. SPIDER SPRAY. I bet you I am the only one on earth whose partner went shopping in the pesticide isle for the holidays and said hey she would LOVE THIS..He knows I hate them and darned him I used the whole can but I got bug spray for Christmas!!! It has provide many a laugh and tops the most remembered and talked about gift I have ever received.