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Thread: Great Word Defintions .....funny!

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    Great Word Defintions (Try to Find These In The Dictionary!!)






    ADULT:
    A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

    BEAUTY PARLOR:
    A place where women curl up and dye.

    CHICKENS:
    The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

    COMMITTEE:
    A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

    DUST:
    Mud with the juice squeezed out.

    EGOTIST:
    Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

    HANDKERCHIEF:
    Cold Storage.

    INFLATION:
    Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

    MOSQUITO:
    An insect that makes you like flies better.

    RAISIN:
    A grape with a sunburn.

    SECRET:
    Something you tell to one person at a time.

    SKELETON:
    A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

    TOOTHACHE:
    The pain that drives you to extraction.

    TOMORROW:
    One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

    YAWN:
    An honest opinion openly expressed.


    And MY Personal Favorite!!
    WRINKLES:
    Something other people have, similar to my character lines.

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    Thanks Ditter! :thumbup:

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    Thanks for the giggles Ditter!

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    Your back....:) Missed reading your posting every day. I like this one.

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    Good one Ditter!!
    I think we all missed you!!!
    Glad you are back **

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    lol!

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    good to have you back on board to give us our daily sprinkle of humor!

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    I love it. Thanks for the laugh.

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    You have been gone way too long! Glad to see you.

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    Liked the definition of "secret". :) Thanks for the smiles.

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