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Old 07-20-2011, 07:54 PM
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A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months.


yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.

One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.



As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, 'You know what?



You have been with me all through the bad times.

When I got fired, you were there to support me.

When my business failed, you were there.

When I got shot, you were by my side.

When we lost the house, you stayed right here.

When my health started failing, you were still by my side...

You know what Martha?'



'What dear?' she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.



'I'm beginning to think you're bad luck....'
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Old 07-20-2011, 07:57 PM
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Uh, uh...oh no he didn't!!!!!
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Old 07-20-2011, 07:59 PM
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ROFLOL That is so cute & funny! LOL Thanks for sharing.
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Old 07-20-2011, 08:07 PM
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LOL...... I bet he had a knot on his head after that!
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Old 07-20-2011, 08:08 PM
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mmmm I might have had to put a kink in his tubing after that :twisted:
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Old 07-20-2011, 08:26 PM
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Not what I expected!! LMBO!!
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Old 07-20-2011, 09:06 PM
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he probably found himself back in that coma! LOL
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Old 07-20-2011, 09:24 PM
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That's too funny!!! :-D :-D
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Old 07-20-2011, 09:36 PM
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bet he doesnt have to worry about bad luck anymore..he won't come too again
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thats a good one,...
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