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Old 12-31-2010, 11:56 AM
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Happy New Year!
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> A PRACTICAL SOLUTION TO FINDING INNER PEACE!
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> I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all
> use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on
> the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, "The
> way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and
> have never finished."
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> So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
> finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle
> of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos,
> the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake,
> some Doritos, Salsa, a box of chocolates, and a half bottle of scotch.
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> ...You have no idea how freak'n calm I feel right now.
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Old 12-31-2010, 11:57 AM
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Funnnny.
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Old 12-31-2010, 12:00 PM
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Oh, yeah!
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Old 12-31-2010, 12:04 PM
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Love it. Thanks for the laugh.
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Old 12-31-2010, 02:14 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....... I like that kind of advice :D
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Old 12-31-2010, 02:24 PM
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i'd still be going around in circles if i tried that!
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Old 12-31-2010, 02:25 PM
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I guess I had better look around but, I won't find any alcohol here other than rubbing . LOL
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Old 12-31-2010, 02:31 PM
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Sounds like you need your stomach pumped.
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Old 12-31-2010, 02:38 PM
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sounds like fun LOL
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A good one!
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