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Thread: Having a Bad Day

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    Senior Member Lynnc's Avatar
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    There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

    "Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.

    "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."

    "This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my old lady in bed with the gardener, and then my dog bit me."

    "So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all; I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in it, and sit here watching the poison dissolve. Then you, you jack-ass, show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?"

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    Too funny!

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    Love it.

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    :oops:

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    Oh my. That is so funny. I didn't see that end coming.

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    Oh, that is priceless! LOL
    Thanks for the laugh. And that mental picture of that biker dude's face!

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    Oh my goodness, too funny!!!

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    rofl

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    :shock: ROFLMBO :shock:

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    :lol::lol::lol:

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