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Thread: He said, She said

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    He Said To Me.... I Said To Him:


    He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
    I said to him .. . . You wear pants don't you?

    He said to me. . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
    She said. . ... That's a good idea; you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

    He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
    I said to him . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

    He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
    I said to him ... . They don't have time

    He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
    I said to him ... .. I don't know; it has never happened.

    He said to me. . Why is it so difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring & Good- looking?
    I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.

    I said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
    He said. .... . A widow.

    He said to me . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
    I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

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    Even DH got a giggle out of these :lol: :lol:

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    ROTFLMAO :!: :!: :!:

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    These were hilarious, it made my day! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Gotta say....my DH & I BOTH enjoyed this posting, thanks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by quiltnut4ever
    These were hilarious, it made my day! :lol: :lol: :lol:
    I agree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Thanks for the laughs. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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