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Thread: Hillbilly vasectomy.....funny!!

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    HILLBILLY VASECTOMY

    After their 11th child, a hillbilly couple decided

    that was enough, as they could not afford a

    larger bed.

    So the husband went to his veterinarian and

    told him that he and his cousin didn't want to

    have any more children.

    The doctor told him that there was a procedure

    called a vasectomy that could fix the problem

    but that it was expensive.

    'A less costly alternative, ' said the doctor, 'is to

    go home, get a cherry bomb , (fireworks are

    legal in hillbilly country) light it, put it in a beer

    can, then hold the can up to your ear and count

    to 10.'

    The hillbilly said to the doctor,

    'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I

    don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer

    can next to my ear is going to help me.'

    'Trust me,' said the doctor.

    So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and

    put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his

    ear and began to count!

    '1'

    '2'

    '3'

    '4'

    '5'

    (You'll love this.)

    At which point, he paused, placed the beer can

    between his legs and continued counting on

    his other hand.

    This procedure has been known to work in Tennessee ,

    Louisiana, Arkansas , Mississippi , Alabama ,

    Georgia, West Virginia and Texas .
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    Lol!!!!

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    Very funny

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    :lol:

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    I don't know where you find these, but they do bring a smile!

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    Giggle. Giggle. I forgot about this one.

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    Funny!!! Thank you again for my morning smile.

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    You are so bad Ditter!

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    :lol:

    You're soooooo bad!

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    Love it! :lol:

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