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Thread: his first time

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    Power Poster alikat110's Avatar
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    MY
    FIRST TIME...


    It was my first time ever

    And I'll
    Never forget

    I'd do it
    Again

    Without a
    Single regret.

    The sky was
    Dark

    The moon
    Was high

    We were all
    Alone

    Just she
    And I.

    Her hair
    Was soft

    Her eyes
    Were blue

    I knew just
    What

    She wanted
    To do.

    Her skin so
    Soft

    Her legs so
    Fine

    I ran my
    Fingers

    Down her
    Spine.

    I didn't
    Know how

    But I tried
    My best

    I started
    By placing

    My hands on
    Her breast

    I remember
    My fear

    My fast
    Beating heart

    But slowly
    She spread

    Her legs
    Apart.

    And when I
    Did it
    I felt no shame

    All at
    Once

    The white
    Stuff came.

    At last
    it's finished

    It's all
    Over now

    My first
    Time ever

    At milking
    A cow...


    NOW
    ALL YOU DIRTY MINDS SAY 3 HAIL MARYS...








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    That is really neat.

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    Funny!!!!

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    Great punch line. ROFL

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    Power Poster blueangel's Avatar
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    Cute

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    hmmmm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nativetexan
    hmmmm.
    aww ... go ahead and chuckle .... you know you want to ...... :lol:

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    I was reading and could NOT believe that the moderators didn't take this off the board!

    pause.

    Hail Marys said. :)

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    My dirty old mind says, "I love it!"

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    Kinda like what word starts with f and ends with a k?

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