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Old 09-24-2011, 12:23 PM
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MY
FIRST TIME...


It was my first time ever

And I'll
Never forget

I'd do it
Again

Without a
Single regret.

The sky was
Dark

The moon
Was high

We were all
Alone

Just she
And I.

Her hair
Was soft

Her eyes
Were blue

I knew just
What

She wanted
To do.

Her skin so
Soft

Her legs so
Fine

I ran my
Fingers

Down her
Spine.

I didn't
Know how

But I tried
My best

I started
By placing

My hands on
Her breast

I remember
My fear

My fast
Beating heart

But slowly
She spread

Her legs
Apart.

And when I
Did it
I felt no shame

All at
Once

The white
Stuff came.

At last
it's finished

It's all
Over now

My first
Time ever

At milking
A cow...


NOW
ALL YOU DIRTY MINDS SAY 3 HAIL MARYS...








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Old 09-24-2011, 12:49 PM
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That is really neat.
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Old 09-24-2011, 12:51 PM
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Funny!!!!
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Old 09-24-2011, 02:46 PM
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Great punch line. ROFL
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Old 09-24-2011, 03:36 PM
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Cute
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Old 09-24-2011, 03:41 PM
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hmmmm.
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Old 09-24-2011, 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted by nativetexan
hmmmm.
aww ... go ahead and chuckle .... you know you want to ...... :lol: <JK>
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I was reading and could NOT believe that the moderators didn't take this off the board!

pause.

Hail Marys said. :)
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My dirty old mind says, "I love it!"
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Kinda like what word starts with f and ends with a k?
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