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Thread: Homeland Security

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    Super Member butterflywing's Avatar
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    Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:


    Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
    Transvestites 133
    Hernia’s 1,485
    Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
    Enlarged Prostates 8,249
    Breast Implants 59,350
    Natural Blondes 3

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    Very funny :D

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    :D :D :D

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    :lol: too funny

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    I am NOT going to ask how they figured out they were real blondes! No, not me.

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