Ditter43

Nothing like a good Bible story to make your day.

How Adam Got Eve -- Priceless

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.




So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?'


Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.


God said that He was going to make Adam a companion


and that it would be a woman.







He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you,

she will cook for you,


and when you discover clothing, she will wash them for you



She will always agree with every decision you make and

she will not nag you,


and will always be the first to admit she was wrong

when you've had a disagreement.


She will praise you!







She will bear your children.







and never ask you to get up in the middle of the

night to take care of them.







'She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you

love and passion whenever you need it.'






Adam asked God, 'What will a woman like this cost?'


'An arm and a leg.'





Then Adam asked, 'What can I get for a rib

Of course, the rest is history..............!!!

C.Cal Quilt Girl

:) ROFLOL ..... thats bad, so it's inherited that men complain about spending money ???

Ileen

OMG Ditter, Ditter,I Just Love you . I am Just In Tears.This So Funny.

grammiepamie

Oh Ditter you've outdone yourself again!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yea Ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

littlehud

Tee hee. So funny.

Jim's Gem

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Qbee

raptureready

That's funny, but I still believe that "man" was just the rough draft. LOL

cjomomma

:thumbup: I knew it was a man's fault. LOL!!!!

CarrieAnne

Me, too! LOL!