How dry it is in WI
08-03-2011, 04:50 PM
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Location: SW WI
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A buddy out of Portage said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.
A man in Oxford said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
In Lake Delton, they caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it!
But just this week, in Baraboo, a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.
It's so dry in Wisconsin that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.
Now THAT's Dry!
A man in Oxford said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
In Lake Delton, they caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it!
But just this week, in Baraboo, a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.
It's so dry in Wisconsin that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.
Now THAT's Dry!
08-03-2011, 07:06 PM
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Very dry here in Texas. We have a lot of trees in the yard and a lot of squirrels. We see them laying flat on the ground trying to cool off. My DH put a tray of water out hoping it would help them. We are lucky to have a well to water the yard so they get water then too.
08-03-2011, 08:20 PM
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I'm from WI too, and I know it is so dry that
the cows are giving powdered milk.
It’s so dry the fish are knocking on the door, askin’ for a drink of water.
It’s so dry the Red Cross has launched a wet blanket appeal.
It’s so dry you’re only permitted to eat watermelon between 8pm and 8am.
It’s so dry the government has announced a water pistol buy back scheme.
It’s so dry, crooks are siphoning off radiators instead of gas tanks.
It’s so dry, they’re encouraging people to pee in the pool.
It’s so dry, the the dogs are marking their territory with chalk lines.
It’s so dry they’ve had to close two lanes at the swimming pool.
It’s so dry the Mississippi River only runs twice a week.
the cows are giving powdered milk.
It’s so dry the fish are knocking on the door, askin’ for a drink of water.
It’s so dry the Red Cross has launched a wet blanket appeal.
It’s so dry you’re only permitted to eat watermelon between 8pm and 8am.
It’s so dry the government has announced a water pistol buy back scheme.
It’s so dry, crooks are siphoning off radiators instead of gas tanks.
It’s so dry, they’re encouraging people to pee in the pool.
It’s so dry, the the dogs are marking their territory with chalk lines.
It’s so dry they’ve had to close two lanes at the swimming pool.
It’s so dry the Mississippi River only runs twice a week.
08-03-2011, 09:07 PM
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Location: SW WI
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love it
Originally Posted by NanaCsews2
I'm from WI too, and I know it is so dry that
the cows are giving powdered milk.
It’s so dry the fish are knocking on the door, askin’ for a drink of water.
It’s so dry the Red Cross has launched a wet blanket appeal.
It’s so dry you’re only permitted to eat watermelon between 8pm and 8am.
It’s so dry the government has announced a water pistol buy back scheme.
It’s so dry, crooks are siphoning off radiators instead of gas tanks.
It’s so dry, they’re encouraging people to pee in the pool.
It’s so dry, the the dogs are marking their territory with chalk lines.
It’s so dry they’ve had to close two lanes at the swimming pool.
It’s so dry the Mississippi River only runs twice a week.
the cows are giving powdered milk.
It’s so dry the fish are knocking on the door, askin’ for a drink of water.
It’s so dry the Red Cross has launched a wet blanket appeal.
It’s so dry you’re only permitted to eat watermelon between 8pm and 8am.
It’s so dry the government has announced a water pistol buy back scheme.
It’s so dry, crooks are siphoning off radiators instead of gas tanks.
It’s so dry, they’re encouraging people to pee in the pool.
It’s so dry, the the dogs are marking their territory with chalk lines.
It’s so dry they’ve had to close two lanes at the swimming pool.
It’s so dry the Mississippi River only runs twice a week.
08-03-2011, 09:50 PM
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Location: West Central Wisconsin
Posts: 104
Don't know what part of Wisconsin you are from but dry it isn't. This July we had 12 inches of rain. Everything is green and the sounds we hear are lawn mowers running and the air conditioners going full time because the humidity it so high.
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