How Hot is Texas?
07-15-2011, 10:15 AM
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How dry is it in Texas?
A buddy out of Longview Tx. said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.
A man in Dime Box Tx. said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
In Lake Palestine Tx. , they caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it!
But just this week, in Bryan Tx., a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.
It's so dry in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.
Now THAT's Dry!
A buddy out of Longview Tx. said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.
A man in Dime Box Tx. said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
In Lake Palestine Tx. , they caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it!
But just this week, in Bryan Tx., a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.
It's so dry in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.
Now THAT's Dry!
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