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Old 11-13-2009, 07:49 AM
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HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work
boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo
Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:



"Bubba,

Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and
messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell
from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

Better wait outside. Be right back.

Cooter"
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Old 11-13-2009, 08:21 AM
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LL, rolling all over the floor here, laughing my butt off!
That is hilarious! :lol:
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Old 11-13-2009, 09:19 AM
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I was going to say get a bull dog and a shot gun. he,he.
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LMBO 8) 8) 8)
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Old 11-13-2009, 10:45 AM
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Oh, that is priceless!!!!!! I'm literally laughing out loud. I need to forward this to Merle. He'd love it.
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ROFLMAO!!!! That is toooooo funny!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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So you are the one that took the note off of my door.......I was wondering where it went to. :roll: :lol:

Laugh if you want but where my wife and I are moving to after my daughter graduates this year, that would be a common note left by the door.


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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: That is soooooo funny.
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FOFLMBO! It just might work, too!
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I have a small dog that barks more than the big dog, but that might work in my neighborhood!
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