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Thread: How to install a Home Security System

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    Power Poster Lacelady's Avatar
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    HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

    1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work
    boots.

    2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo
    Magazine.

    3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

    4. Leave a note on your door that reads:



    "Bubba,

    Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour.
    Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and
    messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell
    from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

    Better wait outside. Be right back.

    Cooter"

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    LL, rolling all over the floor here, laughing my butt off!
    That is hilarious! :lol:

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    I was going to say get a bull dog and a shot gun. he,he.

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    LMBO 8) 8) 8)

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    Oh, that is priceless!!!!!! I'm literally laughing out loud. I need to forward this to Merle. He'd love it.

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    ROFLMAO!!!! That is toooooo funny!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    So you are the one that took the note off of my door.......I was wondering where it went to. :roll: :lol:

    Laugh if you want but where my wife and I are moving to after my daughter graduates this year, that would be a common note left by the door.


    Billy

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: That is soooooo funny.

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    FOFLMBO! It just might work, too!

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    I have a small dog that barks more than the big dog, but that might work in my neighborhood!

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