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Country folk are different......belly laugh!!!

Country folk are different......belly laugh!!!

Old 10-28-2010, 07:53 PM
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When you're from the country ~ you look at things a little

differently...



A Montana rancher got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring

ranch and knocked at the door. A young boy, about 9, opened the door "Is

your Dad home?" the rancher asked.



"No sir, he isn't," the boy replied. "He went into town."



"Well," said the rancher, "Is your Mother here?"



"No sir, she's not here either. She went into town with Dad."



"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"



"No sir, He went with Mom and Dad."



The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one

foot to the other and mumbling to himself.



"Is there anything I can do for you?" the boy asked politely. "I

know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one. Or maybe I

could take a message for Dad."



"Well," said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk

to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie,

pregnant."'



The boy considered for a moment. "You would have to talk to Pa

about that," he finally conceded. "If it helps you any, I know that Pa

charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I really don't know

how much he gets for Howard."
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Old 10-28-2010, 07:56 PM
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Oh! You made me laugh! That's great! Thank you :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
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Old 10-28-2010, 07:57 PM
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Yup that's how we are!!!
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Old 10-28-2010, 08:05 PM
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love it long time ago and forgotten it and now got new chuckle.
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Old 10-29-2010, 05:33 AM
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Yes, we farmers are a different group(lol)
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Old 10-29-2010, 07:00 AM
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Thats great!!! Love it!!!!
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Old 10-29-2010, 08:07 PM
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Good one. You always make me laugh.
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Old 10-31-2010, 06:16 AM
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OMG, this has us all laughing here with tears running down our eyes.
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That's funny!!
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LOL!
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