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Thread: How to Start a Fight

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    How to Start a Fight

    HOW TO START A FIGHT

    One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as
    a Christmas gift...

    The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.

    When she asked me why, I replied,















    "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

    And that's how the fight started.....
    I quilt, therefore I am.

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    Funny! Thanks for sharing!

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    In the case of this household, the fight starts when DH and I park the 5th wheel in a tight narrow spot!! He He

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    Oh, Ditter!

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    Perfect for a friend of mine!! I just forwarded this to her, LOL!!

    Jan in VA
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    peacefully colors my world.

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    Funny! Shades of Henny Youngman!

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    You find the funniest things! Thanks for sharing, Ditter.
    "A woman is like a tea bag-you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water." Eleanor Roosevelt

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    Would have gladly bought my 1st mother-in- law one, she's to mean to die!
    My second Mother -in-law was a gift from above, but we lost her shortly after we married. She was wonderful, she lived with us, in a mother-in-laws apartment. Miss her everyday, just didn't seem fair. She was a wonderful Lady that I was blessed to have in my life, even if it was only for a year and a half.
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    Ditter you always make me SMILE! Wish you were my neighbor!..
    Country 1

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    Thanks Ditter!
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    ditter u can always make me laugh. some times I send them to my brother n cousin, they ask where do u find all that u send..... I say ask ditter. lol

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