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Old 11-30-2012, 06:00 AM
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Taking the Fifth!!
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Old 11-30-2012, 06:11 PM
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This reminds me of a joke that I thought was *VERY VERY* funny when I was young.

Why do elephants wear sunglasses?



Answer: So they won't be recognized.



What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?


Answer: "Here come the elephants."



What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming wearing sunglasses?



Answer: Nothing. He didn't recognize them.



LOL, I still think it's funny.
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Old 11-30-2012, 08:30 PM
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I now know why my 6 year old DGD is smarter than me! LOL
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Old 12-01-2012, 03:57 AM
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Had heard this long ago, but STILL got them wrong! Duh!
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Old 12-01-2012, 04:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Sandra in Minnesota View Post
My answer was, "why would anyone want to put a giraffe in a refrigerator"?
Mine too! But I did remember I put the elephant in the fridge so he couldn't go to the conference.
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Old 12-01-2012, 04:47 AM
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0 for 4 for me!! Best test I ever failed!
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Old 12-01-2012, 06:26 AM
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I got them wrong but had a good laugh. Thanks for sharing.
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Old 12-01-2012, 10:19 AM
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all wrong but kids are smarter than us
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Old 12-01-2012, 03:32 PM
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I got them wrong, but once I saw the answers, they make perfect sense.
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Old 12-01-2012, 07:13 PM
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No score for me but I enjoyed it.
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