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Thread: The Human Race.....funny!!

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    The Human Race.....funny!!

    A little girl asked her Mom, "How did the human race appear?"

    The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.."


    Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered,"Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."

    The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?"





    The mother answered, "Well, Dear, it's very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."
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    Oh my! So true!! Thanks for the laugh! You are the best.
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    Thanks Ditter!
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    LOL, that was soooo cute, thank u ditter
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    hahaahhahaha.. thanks for sharing !!
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    Oh thats a good one

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    Funny! Thanks for the laugh.

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    Thanks for the laugh. lol
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    Love it...made us laugh.....thanks. Happy quilting
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    Love it. LOL

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