HUSBAND 1.0

Old 07-13-2011, 05:43 AM
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Subject: INSTALLING HUSBAND 1.0

A woman writes to the IT Technical support.....



Dear Tech Support ,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications , which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 , and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0 and MONEY 3.0.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,

_______ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ______ ___ _______

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DEAR Madam ,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update .

If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5...

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT in any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software

to improve memory and performance.

We recommend: Cooking 3.0.

Good Luck Madam!

***THANK GOD I HAVE VERSION HUSBAND 1.01A LOL :lol: :roll: :lol: :roll: :lol: :roll: :lol: :roll:
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Old 07-13-2011, 06:00 AM
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Oh my gosh, that is funny!!!!
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Old 07-13-2011, 06:49 AM
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I have Husband version 29.0 and sometimes it's very hard to cooperate with!
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Old 07-13-2011, 07:28 AM
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I have husband 14.0 - right now it's running very well. I installed a new app called Tolerance 1.0 which seems to help with the small bugs.
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Old 07-13-2011, 07:32 AM
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I have husband 42.0, no new apps are available, but the small bugs and slowed operating system are tolerable.
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Old 07-13-2011, 07:34 AM
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Wonderful!
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Old 07-13-2011, 07:37 AM
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Old 07-13-2011, 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted by QuiltnNan
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ditto
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Old 07-13-2011, 09:00 AM
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I have a very old program. I have had it for 25.0 years on this coming August.

Sometimes it works, and sometimes it goes to default football obsession 9.0. One way to fix it is to kick the computer in the patoot a few times, and it usually resets itself. If that doesn't work, couch 3.0 usually works! lol
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I've heard it said that if you install Electrical Failure Apps 9.7, that generally resets their operating system to default Safe Mode 1.1 and you can re-direct to another Apps programs.

However, this does not always work and if so, refer to operating manual for further programming solutions. LOL
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