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09-19-2010, 08:49 PM
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The guys stopping at the second floor reminds me of the time I met the brother of one of my girl friends. He was being a jerk, I guess to impress me since I was in my 20's, single and available, and started telling a joke about a sure fire diet for women - one that promised that a woman could lose 20 pounds in 2 weeks if she just followed this particular diet plan. Naturally, the diet plan was difficult, dumb and had way too many steps to be able to follow - but I listened patiently anyway.
Then he came to the punch line..."and women can do every step but the last one. Do you know what that is?"
I shook my head to indicate I did not. So he said, with a look of triumph on his face, "Well, the woman has to have sex with a man seven times a night for seven nights! And no woman can do that!"
I let a moment pass and then very seriously said "You're right. But that's because it's so hard to find a man who can do that!"
He didn't say another word, just walked out. My friend and I almost busted our respective guts laughing...we were so mean!!!
Then he came to the punch line..."and women can do every step but the last one. Do you know what that is?"
I shook my head to indicate I did not. So he said, with a look of triumph on his face, "Well, the woman has to have sex with a man seven times a night for seven nights! And no woman can do that!"
I let a moment pass and then very seriously said "You're right. But that's because it's so hard to find a man who can do that!"
He didn't say another word, just walked out. My friend and I almost busted our respective guts laughing...we were so mean!!!
09-19-2010, 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by cathyvv
The guys stopping at the second floor reminds me of the time I met the brother of one of my girl friends. He was being a jerk, I guess to impress me since I was in my 20's, single and available, and started telling a joke about a sure fire diet for women - one that promised that a woman could lose 20 pounds in 2 weeks if she just followed this particular diet plan. Naturally, the diet plan was difficult, dumb and had way too many steps to be able to follow - but I listened patiently anyway.
Then he came to the punch line..."and women can do every step but the last one. Do you know what that is?"
I shook my head to indicate I did not. So he said, with a look of triumph on his face, "Well, the woman has to have sex with a man seven times a night for seven nights! And no woman can do that!"
I let a moment pass and then very seriously said "You're right. But that's because it's so hard to find a man who can do that!"
He didn't say another word, just walked out. My friend and I almost busted our respective guts laughing...we were so mean!!!
Then he came to the punch line..."and women can do every step but the last one. Do you know what that is?"
I shook my head to indicate I did not. So he said, with a look of triumph on his face, "Well, the woman has to have sex with a man seven times a night for seven nights! And no woman can do that!"
I let a moment pass and then very seriously said "You're right. But that's because it's so hard to find a man who can do that!"
He didn't say another word, just walked out. My friend and I almost busted our respective guts laughing...we were so mean!!!
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