I forgot my glasses.....!
01-12-2011, 05:01 AM
#33
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That is so funny. I generally don't have time to read the chit chat section, but I'm up really early this morning awoke at 4:00 and couldn't go back to sleep, so jumped on here sorry for the pun. I really needed a laugh to start my morning off before I get busy. My DH and I had a great laugh about this. I'm glad I wear my glasses all the time or I might do something like this. Hope you don't mind my sharing this with my quilting group on Sat. when we meet. This is just toooo funny to only keep on here. I do hope you have great fun!! lol. I'm glad I had already finished my cup of hot tea or what a mess I would have with the computer. Thanks so much for the laugh to get me going today.
01-12-2011, 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Lady-T
Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.
She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the girls.
I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.
She said "Are you crazy? You're way to old to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
She said to me, "Oh Mom!! ... where are your glasses!
This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do!
I signed up for five jumps a week!
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier. :hunf:
She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the girls.
I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.
She said "Are you crazy? You're way to old to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
She said to me, "Oh Mom!! ... where are your glasses!
This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do!
I signed up for five jumps a week!
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier. :hunf:
01-12-2011, 08:56 PM
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Location: NE SDakota
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Absolutely Excellent!!!! Just copied this off and sent to about a dozen friends who are all about the same age as me. "Technically" I suppose we qualify as senior citizens, but I only admit to being $49.95 plus Tax.
01-13-2011, 04:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Terricat
Absolutely Excellent!!!! Just copied this off and sent to about a dozen friends who are all about the same age as me. "Technically" I suppose we qualify as senior citizens, but I only admit to being $49.95 plus Tax.
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