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I'm sorry......another one : = )

Old 08-29-2011, 10:13 PM
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It must be the season or something...I keep getting them, so just have to share the humor..............


THE TOILET SEAT



Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks
to paint the seat on their toilet. Finally, he got around to
doing it while Lucy was out. After finishing, he left to take
care of another matter before she returned.

She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting
in the shower, she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up,
she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her
to the toilet seat.

About that time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament.
They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever.

Finally, in desperation, Charlie undid the toilet seat bolts.
Lucy wrapped a sheet around herself and Charlie drove her
to the hospital emergency room.

The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study
how to free her (Try to get a mental picture of this.)

Lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying,
"Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before!"

The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them....
I just never saw one mounted and framed!!"
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Old 08-29-2011, 11:21 PM
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Great! Thanks for sharing.
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Old 08-30-2011, 01:56 AM
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:). :)
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Old 08-30-2011, 02:00 AM
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OMG! That's so funny! I used to work in the department where colonoscopies were done...hilarious!
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Old 08-30-2011, 03:04 AM
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lol. that is funny
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Old 08-30-2011, 03:07 AM
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chuckles!
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Old 08-30-2011, 04:13 AM
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Oh that's a good one!! Thanks for my morning chuckle :D:D
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Old 08-30-2011, 04:50 AM
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Funny
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Old 08-30-2011, 04:56 AM
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Hilarious!! I have to share this one with my family. LOLOLOLOL!!
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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