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Thread: Important Health Issue

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    Important Women's Health Issue:


    Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
    Do you suffer from shyness?
    Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

    If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
    pharmacist about Margaritas.

    Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
    about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of
    your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing
    to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas
    almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can
    overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want
    to live.

    Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
    discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start
    living, with Margaritas.

    Margaritas may not be right for everyone.

    Side effects may include:

    - Dizziness
    - Nausea
    - Vomiting
    - Incarceration
    - Erotic lustfulness
    - Loss of motor control
    - Loss of clothing
    - Loss of money
    - Table dancing
    - Headache
    - Dehydration
    - Dry mouth
    - And a desire to sing Karaoke


    WARNINGS:

    - The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering
    when you are not.

    - The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over
    and over again that you love them.

    - The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.

    - The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically
    converse without spitting.


    Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.





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    Butterflywing, when I saw your name attached to this, somehow I knew it wasn't going to be about swine flu.

    Tell us, please, when you made use of margaritas, which karaoke songs did you sing? Inquiring minds want to know.

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    And now we know why hubby is smiling in your avatar...

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    I must say that many years ago in my youth :mrgreen: I was a victim of Happy Hour margaritas - two for the price of one - all I will say is, most of the side effects you mentioned are right on the money and NO I will NOT tell you which ones! :shock: :lol:

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    Well that explains it. hahahaha I have a side effect loss of ones clothes. :shock:

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    If comsumed when sitting.....I can attest to the loss of motor skills when trying to stand... :roll:, the upside being that you don't care! And no...I've never gotten to the karaoke...THANK GOODNESS!

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    I will say this, I am a great karaoke singer!! :D :D :D
    And I have been to margarettiaville once or twice in my life! :roll: :roll:
    I have never been guilty of dancing on the tables ! 8) 8)
    At least, I don't think so! :roll: :roll: :oops: :oops: :lol: :lol:

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    Overindulging in margaritas can cause one to hug the porcelain throne for hours :oops: :oops:


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    Butterfly, There are times when this RX it just the right thing to get us back in the grove. May

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    Quote Originally Posted by k3n
    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    I must say that many years ago in my youth :mrgreen: I was a victim of Happy Hour margaritas - two for the price of one - all I will say is, most of the side effects you mentioned are right on the money and NO I will NOT tell you which ones! :shock: :lol:
    let' see:

    erotic lustfulness
    loss of clothing
    table dancing
    desire to sing karaoke

    that's why hans loves you. not the spitting part.

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