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    Old 11-02-2010, 05:43 AM
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    One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque.



    It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, '



    Good morning Alex.' 'Good morning Pastor,' he replied, still focused on the plaque. 'Pastor, what is this?'



    The pastor said, 'Well son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service.'

    Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque. Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear asked,










    'Which service, the 8:45 or the 11:00?'
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    Old 11-02-2010, 05:45 AM
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    My sister is a minister and she will find this hilarious. Thanks for sharing (rofl). Out of the mouths of babes.
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    Old 11-02-2010, 05:45 AM
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    Finally! I have been looking for your funny this morning. You didn't disappoint me. Thanks for the smile and you have a great day.
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    Old 11-02-2010, 05:46 AM
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    soooo funny!!
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    Old 11-02-2010, 05:46 AM
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    Haha love it - will be sharing this one. Thanks
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    Old 11-02-2010, 05:49 AM
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    I saw this a couple days ago. The world is very interesting through the eyes of a child....
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    Old 11-02-2010, 05:49 AM
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    This is great!
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    Old 11-02-2010, 07:04 AM
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    Too cute! I just copied and pasted this into an e-mail to share with my non-quilting friends, thanks so much for the smile :wink:
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    cute!
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    Old 11-02-2010, 07:31 AM
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    oh don't you jusy love children,
    I took my grandaughter on holiday and a friend of ours who was with us only had 1 leg when she asked him what happened to his leg he said it got sick so they cut it of, during the holiday she fell of the slide in the playground and hurt her arm, so we took her to the disrtrict nurse and she didn't want her to look at it, later we learnt that she was worried they would cut of her arm, don't you jut love them, :lol: :lol: :lol:
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