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Old 02-07-2011, 07:03 AM
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A new Kroger Supermarket opened in Sherwood, OR. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh cut hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks and brats.

In the seafood department, the fresh, clean, crisp smell of the ocean greets you.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there anymore!
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Old 02-07-2011, 07:05 AM
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LOL:)
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Old 02-07-2011, 07:05 AM
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That's a good one!
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Old 02-07-2011, 07:06 AM
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Old 02-07-2011, 07:14 AM
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HAHAHAHAHAHA :D:D
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Old 02-07-2011, 07:28 AM
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Thats Great need a laugh.
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Old 02-07-2011, 07:29 AM
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Too Funny!!
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Old 02-07-2011, 07:47 AM
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Good funny to start my day. Thank you!
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