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Thread: Installing a husband

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    Senior Member PuffinGin's Avatar
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    INSTALLING A HUSBAND

    Dear Tech Support,
    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
    Romance 9.5
    Personal Attention 6.5,

    and then installed undesirable programs such as
    NBA 5.0,
    NFL 3.0
    Golf Clubs 4.1.
    Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

    Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

    What can I do?
    Signed,
    Desperate


    DEAR DESPERATE,

    First, keep in mind,
    Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
    Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

    Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
    If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

    However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
    Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

    Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0< FONT face=Tahoma color=black size=4> (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

    In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
    Cooking 3.0 and
    Hot Lingerie 7.7.

    Good Luck Babe!
    Tech Support

    :lol: :lol:

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    Power Poster Ninnie's Avatar
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Senior Member genghis khan's Avatar
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    Ok even as a guy i thought this was funny :)

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    Loved it!

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    ROFL!

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    Super Member sewjoyce's Avatar
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Way to cute!! :D :D :D

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    Way funny! thanks for the Sunday morning smile. :D :D :D

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    Super Member Ducky's Avatar
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    That was really good! I had to show this to my husband. (He only politely smiled) while I was hooting laughter. Hmmmmm.

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    Super Member eparys's Avatar
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    Too funny - Read it to the DH - he was not humored :roll: . But I was greatly!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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